We’re very, very laid back and easygoing but we have to draw the line somewhere!
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No Nudity!
Sorry, there will be minors attending and like with any wedding, we want to keep things appropriate for all ages.
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No Damaging the Venue!
This is a historic landmark and we would appreciate it if you did your best not to damage it in any way. We’re the only two responsible for the space during the event and its overall clean-up — so please don’t make it any harder on us than it has to be. Basically: no sitting on the bathroom sink, no drawing on the walls, no knocking over historical furniture, no littering — just treat it like you would your own space and be respectful. Have fun, but this ain’t Animal Party!
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No Drugs!
Sorry, we don’t want to have our wedding shut down by the police — that would definitely ruin the evening!
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No Smoking!
Stiffler has quite a bad reaction to cigarette smoke, so we would appreciate it if you chose to smoke that you did so far, far away from our venue or just abstained for the short duration of the reception!
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No Harassment!
We have a zero tolerance policy on harassing other guests. NO FORM of harassment will be tolerated. From ECCC’s own harassment policy, which we were happy to have at the convention:
“Harassment includes offensive verbal comments related to race, gender, sexual orientation, disability, appearance, body size and religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact and unwelcome sexual attention.”If anyone is made to feel uncomfortable by a guest, please come find us — we’ll be happy to Princess Pow-Pow this situation and kick ‘em to the curb. -
No Weapons!
Since this is a private function, we can and do disallow guns. Other weapons will not be allowed, either.
Guests who don’t comply with these simple restrictions will be asked to leave, no matter who you are. Sorry, not sorry, our wedding will not be ruined because you decided to be disrespectful to us and the other guests!